Today, we travel to the Tower of London where a jolly English Beefeater gave tidbits of information on England and how one can benifit in the country.
Information:
England had the first Watergate and "Tricky Dicky."
Advice:
America could have had history this rich if they had only paid their taxes on time.
Information:
Only one person has tried to steal the Crown Jewels and was pardoned for it.
Advice:
Befriend the King in a time of financial need and you can commit awesome crimes then get an amazing pension afterwards.
Information:
Whether you're leaving or entering the chapel, there will always be a 2-inch step.
Advice:
Do not trip. Blood is hard to get out of cobble stone.
Information:
The Tower of London has never been attacked (even by Nazis).
Advice:
Do not try and attack the Tower of London.
Information:
The Tower of London is made up of 20 towers and over 44 buildings.
Advice:
DO NOT TRY AND ATTACK THE TOWER OF LONDON.
This has been another exciting edition of: Advice.
Until next time, kids!
Ps. Platform 9 3/4 is not near Platform 9. It is actually off to the side of
platform 8. Wizards, take note of this.
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