Advice

This blog was created to relay valuable life advice based on first hand experiences…and stuff.

Welcome, kids!

This is Feminine Wiles with DJ Dk!

Brought to you in part by:

Marijuana

And

A General Need to Cause Trouble

On our first episode, DJ Dk (and special guest MJ Sparkles) will explain the dos and don’ts of International Traveling.

How Not to Get Arrested in Germany

Step 1:

Do NOT bring drugs into Germany. If you bring drugs into Germany, see step 5. If not, see step 2.

Step 2:

Congratulations! You have now not been arrested in Germany! Carry on to Step 3.

Step 3:

Shit, there’s no pot in Germany!

Step 4:

Oh well.

Step 5:

DO NOT BRING DRUGS INTO GERMANY!!!!!

Perhaps I should give a bit of background to this post. I think the picture is fairly obvious. There was weed, disarmingly cute drug dogs, and a police force that enjoyed their time “fucking” with the Americans.

Take my advice, kids. If you want to enjoy your stay in Germany, leave the drugs at home. I promise, when you come back there will be more than you can stand of old Mary-Jane.

Until Next Time…

This is DJ Dk

Signing off.